Nov 20, 2011

50 Reasons Not to Date a Graphic Designer

In bold are the most incredibly true!
FYI, i don't write this 50 things, i'm just re-post it from someone's blog and adding some ridiculous comments. 

1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the
packaging. {Ahaha... i'd like to buy some chocolate/cookies 'cause the packagings are so damn cool}
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits. {Oh hellyeah this is so true..!}
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters. {Haha! Cmon! Take a look on my dinning room x))}
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say. {Geez... that's why i have a blog called Levis-Paisley}

11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings. {Don't even read them x))}
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos. { datsotrue! X))}
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues. {Ahaha..for sure x) }

16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes. {!!!!}
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica. {But my Mom loves Comic Sans so bad!! }
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.

21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint. {Aaaa.. Yay!! xD }
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as … {My friends said that too}

26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.

31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design. {HOLLYMUDAFUKKA THIS IS TRUE!!!}

36. They listen to music you have never heard of. {IT'S REALLY AM!}
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.

41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.

46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearing them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7. {Ask my friends! This is extremely true!}
"Thats why designer need have a date with another designer. .ea" / Faris Naufal


  1. Justru karena itu desainer butuh pacaran sama orang "normal", biar hidupnya kebawa normal, hehehe

  2. 28. They hate Excel.

    tell me who love EXCEL anyway ?


  3. claude : hahaha...
    carolina : they don't like neither xD
    nasihin : hahaha..yes..since i were a junior hi-school stud :P

  4. mostly I will think is it a designer, or a hipster anyway? btw, my senior college wrote this :P


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